February 2012
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the couple that puts an ikea wardrobe without...
i know that’s not the saying, but it fucking should be.
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Dear dude on the train with four wallet chains,
Exactly how many wallets do you have? If the answer is less than four, yr doing it wrong. If the answer is actually four, yr also doing it wrong.
Love, dude who doesn’t understand fashion apparently.
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“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver (via 24ribs)
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“…because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff…...”
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― John Green
(via bellbunny)
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sometimes yr partner has to leave for work/school...
times such as now.
in honor of presidents' day...
a few years ago, some friends and i wrote facts about our least known president, james rutherford. here, for the first time not on the borts, are those facts. get educated!
In honor of the Winter Solstice, today we honor James Rutherford, our country’s greatest president. Some of you may know some of these facts already. However, if you know anything else, please feel free to post more...
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adamusprime:
i was over at my grandparents’ house and i was talking to my pretty senile granddad about the internet because he asked
and he was like “so you have thousands of young people reading what you write?”
and i asked them if there is anything he would like to tell them
so here is irvin robertson’s advice to the youthful masses:
“when you decide what to do with your life, the most...
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show got shut down by the fucking cops before we...
who then, unsurprisingly, acted like the assholes you expect them to be (admittedly, the one kid who got it worst was also acting like an idiot). fucking wrestling team attitude in a blue suit.
when he’s 17, he beats the shit out of you and stuffs you into a locker.
when he’s 25, he beats the shit out of you and stuffs you in a jail cell.
and you pay him to do it. go figure.
Dear bands,
Short sets are yr friends. You probably don’t need 45 minutes. Book another show and tell people to come back if they want more.
It’s an idea, at the least.
goons in syracuse.
tonyte.
first show since may.
let’s go!
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In case yr wondering how my students think I look,
the answer is apparently ‘fly, all the time.’
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dangledangle:
do you ever say to yourself “i promise i’ll start working in five minutes” and then five minutes pass too quickly and you end up being angrier with the concept of time than with yourself
watching old hulk hogan promos is a lot like...
just so you all know.
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Watchjamesdereksapienza:
The Grievants- Camels With Spacehelmets (7”/MATH CD-R. Self-Released. 2006)
This is my band The Grievants. We made this on a 1956 Bolex 16mm in April 2007 when it was real fucking cold. It was a lark, I was living in New York at the time and had no intentions of moving back to Rochester. Things worked out for the best.
there is a lot of wonderfulness here.
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when the guy who runs a novelty blog doesn't have...
about a year ago, my friend pat found a book in a thrifstore called ‘1041 things that piss me off.’ i took up the challenge to see if i could come up with my own. i didn’t update it for a long time, but there are some more there. maybe there will be more.
Kayfabe as a unit of truthiness
internationalobject:
Examples:
“Eh, the next Starbucks is like 2 kayfabe blocks away”
“My new phone has like 20 kayfabe apps I use all the time instead of just Twitter.”
“My taxes are kayfabe fair this year.”
“Rick Santorum is a kayfabe legitimate candidate for President.”
gonna start using kayfabe more often, i think.
documentary to check out on netflix:
‘pulling john.’
think king of kong, but about armwrestling and less sad. really great.
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thepupkintapes replied to your photo: irritating emails from awful parents in comic…
Yeah, but the comic sans adds whimsy to the misery, doesn’t it?
totally.
‘oh, you think i’m incompetent and unfit to teach yr son? but i feel like i’m reading the funny papers! everything is wonderful!’
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i might have to have a meeting with an upset...
the counselor referred to the mom as ‘that stupid bitch.’ guess who’s side they are on.
also, i have someone new poke their head in the door after five and give me some variation of ‘go home.’
tonight it was the director of the play. his was ‘do you ever leave here? i have to stay for rehearsal, but you need to go. one of us should have a life.’
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cherylboberyl replied to your post: i wanna play a show so badly.
HEY! i am setting up a show on feb 19th with my friend eric ayotte. its at our house if you want to play? (i was just thinking of asking you!)
and then i have to say things like:
i would really really love to, but that’s february break from school and i’m not going to be in town. but definitely let me know anytime in...
i wanna play a show so badly.
goons is in syracuse on the 17th. that’s our first show since, like, may.
i haven’t played a solo set since maybe august?
i’ve been super busy with work so i haven’t actively tried to book anything, but goddamn do it miss playing.
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“i signed up for a credit card online, and you know how when you sign up for a...”
– eugene mirman (via marththebland)
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thing that breaks yr brain afterschool: a kid talking for over an hour straight about takeoff and landing procedures for airplanes and how sweet flight simulators are, as well as what the flight panel and throttle look like. with diagrams. six diagrams.
thing that makes it pretty worth it: when he tells you yr one of his favorite teachers because ‘you actually listen.’
January 2012
